Bumper Sticker: All Our Babies

Mind Sale 08 MS Brain Bloat

"I'm going to go out on a limb here and fall out of a tree."

All aboard the grand daddy of SEXY advertising. STUNNING new technologies have been just NOW been discovered in the field of media consumerism. YOU can get IN on this ACTION NOW before prices rise. Think UPC beach parties with a tall SWEATY glass of MIND SALE beer. Avian flu aviation ads from Avon with autistic effects in an amazing audio car systems. Bitchin' cars! Fast cars!
(Please remember to continue watching these in the correct order for FULL effects to work.And put on your 3D glasses)
Brought to you by Mind Sale Non-Chewable bubble gum. 'Just look for the picture of a goat.'

Mind Sale 07 Bilbiography From Heck

*Coming Soon*
A three hour audio opera about a killer Onion! So far, 3% finished, but I assure you, It will be a thriller!
Preview: 'There are rumors of a venomous, steroid-pumped 600 pound Onion that has been released into the wild. It's said to have a wildly rampant appetite for the taste of stock-brokers!' [Images coming soon.]

 [A Mind Sale Take on the last post]
What kind of skippy-dippy bullshit is this!? Positive thinking and sure-luck non-worry?
Alien to this, must be crushed! Paranoia freefall, buy Mind Sale stocks and don't listen to any of that kind of 'live in the moment' crap. We are AT WAR! In the trenches, grip your UPC Tightly!
And now, continuing the MIND SALE video series:

Listen to the story, The story of a man, The story of a man writing a story, The story of a man writing a story of a man, The story of a man writing a story of a man writing a story of a man writing a story.
Don't forget to watch all of these in order so the brain-melting radiation signals embed into you at a quicker pace.

Signal Interference!

Magic minds, The Earth Ride, True believers in thinking a path out of restrictive ways. A wonderful madness of loves. Souls break out of amnesia.  Have FUN in this very breath. What a sonic force in this great pinball machine. I thank this illusion for every moment, even those damn nasty rotten ones of the past. Magic minds, The Earth Ride, True believers in thinking a path out of restrictive ways. A wonderful madness of loves. Souls break out of amnesia.

Mind Sale 06 For Forty Four Fours

For Forty Four Fours
Surplus decoration, tax fashion tips and brain lust on demand! Don't forget to watch them all in order! Or bad omens will haunt you financially in a debt-nation with stale cola!
Consumer markets,Consumer markets,Consumer markets.
How to connect to your Heart with MIND SALE pocketbook guides and romance novels featuring Tax Season Love Bombs and Bonding With Pharmaceutical Deterioration: The Chemical Lovechild Of Malted Media Brain.
Coming up soon: Spoken word thought blowouts

Mind Sale 05 I Cant Believe I believed I'd Not Believe Anything

I Can't Believe I believed I'd Not Believe Anything

Don't forget to watch them all in ORDER. 'Else the cheeseburgers don't go directly through your blood stream.
I can't believe I believed I'd not Believe Anything!
Coffee Mugs ignite the revolutions. Ignorance is a poorly ported porcelain mug to hold your coffee and god bless this land let us never forget that!

IMPORTANT. 

Stop what you're doing right now and read this!
(Even if what YOU are doing RIGHT now is reading this blog. STOP and start re-reading because this is so important. (Advertising technique #20-three6))

If you have ever felt like your life was lacking something
or if hard times have ever come your way, Usually you think to
go to the root of the problem or try to better yourself through
strength and endurace.
'Hang in there' some people will say to you.
A little known secret is that all of that is completely false. You don't
need self-improvement or a gradual grasping of positivity to get you
through your hardships.
All you really need is a MIND SALE coffee mug™

With a porcelain frame handle and hollowed cup this coffee mug
is unlike any you will ever drink from in your entire life. The mere
act of holding it will make you feel more beautiful than you had ever
imagined yourself before and at only $10,000 dollars each you can
afford one for each member of your family. Under the christmas tree
or in the birthday box, if you hadn't wrapped up a MIND SALE
coffee mug™ as a gift you should feel completely ashamed because you'd
be depriving your loved ones of one of the most spectacular gifts the
world has seen.
"I was thinking of getting my husband a car for our 15th year anniversary but
instead I bought him a MIND SALE 'You Need Values' Coffee Mug™
Ever since, the love we shared has tripled in stamina and we've been happy
and lucky as ever."-Debbie D.

Wow, Debbie, amazing! Though she isn't the only one whose life has changed after buying a
MIND SALE Coffee Mug™. The success rate of humans jumped through nearly the 90th
percentile once hordes of consumers starting buying our drink-holding miracles.
Why shouldn't it be you?

Price $10,000 each [Free S+H with the purchase of two or more]

Mind Sale 04 Hair In The Heart Of It All

A full moon glows over the hill, a splinter in my back paw.. Well, a thorn stuck in a corn on my big toe facing the outside. I run up the hills with a shoddy triple-A fueled flashlight and shovel in hand towards the howling roars of a large group of coyotes, wondering if that sound of vicious unison is them gnawing on my cats or not.
Batteries are well proven to be shit in a scarcity -driven economy, The knife was given to me as a birthday gift by a high-school girlfriend. It was an eerie night to begin with but the generic composition of bright lit moons and coyote howls made me beg for the 'cat's meow.' Now all I can do is wait, but who wants to hear about that kind of story anyhow? There's a MIND-SALE to ease any ill-nurtured vulnerabilities.

Hair In The Heart Of It All can be heard playing all along the heartland of vendor-packed expressways through America, which is The World. This grammy nonominated song is performed by the up and coming Cellulite Aerola & The Cosmic Muff. It's delivery in talent and innovation made it an obvious recognition of *MUST HAVE IT* within the high government media ranks of the Mind Sale selection committee.

The videos later in the series become less-obvious in weak-editing as raging button mashing becomes fine intricate inter-dimensional splicing. Though no excuses will be given for how anything turned out, not in a world where the cookiemonster is said to be diminished or bumper stickers tell me about how BAD bumper stickers are,no.

Mind Sale 03 BIG DEAL

The incoming shift in consciousness wants you to BUY A NEW CAR!
Watch the mind sale in sequential order for all the easter egg subliminals to register correctly!
This program is brought to you by open fields!
Coming soon, SHOE STORES!

I'll now ride my bicycle all the way into town and wait in the big smelly line to use computers at the public library to upload more. Soon when these are all done I'll hop on over to the public access station and try to get them aired, not that they aren't in your subconscious already because of the ultra sophisticated DNA heat radar missiles a scientist buddy helped me weave into these. (I'm finishing up the middle weight of these just as some are released out so I can force-motivate myself to get them done.. Amidst the madness of so many other things being worked on for creativity's sake.) If anybody has eight extra arms to donate that would be great! These six I'm working with are starting to twitch and discombobulate.

Do you feel like this today?

I did, but tomorrow will be better.
The MIND SALE will continue (See it on CBS!)  then I'll continue to wonder just why I am keeping a blog.

Mind Sale 02 Thats Not Mud Youre Stepping In

This is the second video from the Mind Sale Motion Picture, hence the '02' and 'Mind Sale' listed before it in the title! Be sure to watch the rest (In order) or else some of the illuminati marketing subliminals will not register in your subconscious as well.
Dedicated to paying workers in debt, and stale milk.
'The MIND SALE' does not 'cut out' the middle man. The MIND SALE cuts the middle man until the point that the middle man does not exist!'
'Wow, with a deal like that, who could say no? It's revolutionary!'
Every MIND SALE comes with a free removable coaster and portable self-destruction mechanism. You can find us on facebook.. For eternity!
Stay tuned for BIG DEALS and heavily detailed instructions on how to think for yourself while judging others.

MIND SALE 01 Free Debt

Ideas are more powerful than bullets. Dehydration is more powerful than ideas.
Drink a MIND SALE energy drink. 'Copywriting slogans since generations were marketable'




 MIND SALE 01:Free Debt
 Towns are places to buy things. This is the first video from the Mind Sale Motion Picture. Be sure to watch the rest (In order) or else some of the illuminati marketing subliminals will not register in your subconscious as well.
Based on basing things off books. For patriots everywhere.

(Note:This was originally going to be a post about a baby Raccoon I had met amidst the morning along a roadside between TWO rivalry company oil change advertising signs. The image uploader failed to work correctly so instead comes a premature release of the MIND SALE motion picture.)
The next in this series will be uploaded soon. Collect them all and get free airline tickets plus the chance to ride in the same elevator as a mystery famous person!* 
(Your Smart Phone must have an IQ higher than 90 to enter)

Falling Fat Naked Ladies

People say they have weird dreams all of the time but isn't that what they're supposed to be, weird? They're seen as weird because they stretch limitations and surpass the lines that our perceptions widdled together, right? That really only leads me to believe that this space we agree as reality is weird, not that it isn't still a dream. Somehow a thought like that will probably just come off as weird though. 'Hide it and roll the safe road to the Coffee protest!' a 10K Guru would advise.

ATTENTION:
The project known as America has been pulled. Any further participation within it is a spoiled effort. This could have been stated before any declarations or presidents, but please, please... less limitation and stop putting so many signs up.

Other: This..


 Falling Fat Naked Ladies
"The Unofficial Les Monstrelli video BY Les Monstrelli from the Grammy nonnominated full length "I took off my shoes and walked off the planet"
Blame The Cat Productions, 7/2011."

VERY sleepy but recently gifted with magical connections and a wide amount of photographs to share. (Edited Note: Full sentences must be obliterated from the internet! The shortening tweeting attention span will overcome the need for full thoughts!)
"You have 2 minutes remaining on the library computer. Click and drag to move."

[This post has been edited from the Recluse wooden computer,after retreating from the eerie public library.]

Coming up soon: The Mind Sale motion picture show.
A passing thought: Feed the architects of hierarchy LSD and watch and see if they paint the white house, capitols and all the giant breast and dick monuments in bright polka dots. It's all a passing thought, but, feed people food and not poison and... well, figure out the rest.
Fact: There is no DOOM button. People that use people don't kill the people they're using or else they won't have anybody to use and will have to think, create and manifest debts all on their own.
Fact: 100% of all stated facts will at one point be proven fraudulent.