Showing posts with label advertising. Show all posts
Showing posts with label advertising. Show all posts

Monday, August 30, 2021

Temple Of A Modern_Kingdom

 

~+Temple of a Modern▪︎ Kingdom+~

•The powerhouse in quality, no denying.
°Sophistication you owe yourself.
•Superb, Stylish and remarkable Flavor.
°Ultra does not just mean Ultra,
It has double lustre more than even a dynostack of PBR.
°Wetten your hungry, savoring whistle
with Liquid Dribble Shitze ingredients.
•There is no comparison when you crack open a Michelobe Ultra.
°"It'll r*pe your face  off and leave you coming back for more."

Wow! That's Ultra!
Michelobe Ultra


Give your life to Brand Loyalty.





Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Mind Sale 08 MS Brain Bloat

"I'm going to go out on a limb here and fall out of a tree."

All aboard the grand daddy of SEXY advertising. STUNNING new technologies have been just NOW been discovered in the field of media consumerism. YOU can get IN on this ACTION NOW before prices rise. Think UPC beach parties with a tall SWEATY glass of MIND SALE beer. Avian flu aviation ads from Avon with autistic effects in an amazing audio car systems. Bitchin' cars! Fast cars!
(Please remember to continue watching these in the correct order for FULL effects to work.And put on your 3D glasses)
Brought to you by Mind Sale Non-Chewable bubble gum. 'Just look for the picture of a goat.'

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Mind Sale 06 For Forty Four Fours


For Forty Four Fours
Surplus decoration, tax fashion tips and brain lust on demand! Don't forget to watch them all in order! Or bad omens will haunt you financially in a debt-nation with stale cola!
Consumer markets,Consumer markets,Consumer markets.
How to connect to your Heart with MIND SALE pocketbook guides and romance novels featuring Tax Season Love Bombs and Bonding With Pharmaceutical Deterioration: The Chemical Lovechild Of Malted Media Brain.
Coming up soon: Spoken word thought blowouts

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Mind Sale 03 BIG DEAL


The incoming shift in consciousness wants you to BUY A NEW CAR!
Watch the mind sale in sequential order for all the easter egg subliminals to register correctly!
This program is brought to you by open fields!
Coming soon, SHOE STORES!

I'll now ride my bicycle all the way into town and wait in the big smelly line to use computers at the public library to upload more. Soon when these are all done I'll hop on over to the public access station and try to get them aired, not that they aren't in your subconscious already because of the ultra sophisticated DNA heat radar missiles a scientist buddy helped me weave into these. (I'm finishing up the middle weight of these just as some are released out so I can force-motivate myself to get them done.. Amidst the madness of so many other things being worked on for creativity's sake.) If anybody has eight extra arms to donate that would be great! These six I'm working with are starting to twitch and discombobulate.