How to help free yourself in 90 easy steps
or How To Be A Flying Lotus Plant:
°Take your most sacred, heart-held ideas and say 'Nope!'
This might sound harsh, but aren't most practices in quick solutions for self-improvement?
°Don't!
°Care not of traditional rutting practice! Take ideas of conventional sexual relation and look at it within a new light. Compare the acts of 'getting off' to the essence of 'sharing connection' and take notes on the majority of human interaction. Ask yourself, without bitter tone but with valid interest, "How many people on Planet Earth just want to get off!?"
You may need to pick up a pocket notebook and trust-able pen for this step.. Mere mental notes may be swayed and jotting down specific details of sexual identification and contact observations will be important.
Become the observer and not the 'do'er.'
Be the shadow, flying lotus plant, be wise! Sit from environment to environment and compare the actions of others to yourself.
If by the end of your notebook you do not see yourself in any of your own studies, you have not been paying enough perception. (Paying is the key! Pay to pray! Prey to pay!)You might see yourself in one of the interactions you observe saying 'That was me, at one time, trying to get laid with that casual, crappy banter!'
Observe conversation tactics between others and view the rates of possible celibacy compared to 'Man, I hope I get laid tonight.' The perspective of the one to the opposite sex just might initiate you into an amazement of 'Holy damn, now I see why so many ladies want to chainsaw castrate men.. why have blue-balled sport fuckers ruined human relations with the opposite sex for me!?" This applies for both sexes, as well, as well as hermos, bat-folk and so on.
Please, I dis-advise you from leering beyond bushes and into a window.. The sexual interaction I speak of observing is the mental and social behavior seen in commonplace and general communication.
(Note: If Some of this strays from the specific tips on how to free yourself and turns into a trickle-down- effect, it is noted that you should create your own list on how to free humanity and then spot yourself going off on a rant.(This is step eight!) Pick on your character response immediately afterward to enter the 'free yourself bonus round.' If you are able to work this correctly, you will merge the fool with the observer and win a mile-gain of escalator transportation over the last six steps, which will not matter at all.(This is important!))
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| Master the timing of bird shit impact. Control the reactions of terror and awe. |
The aggravation sentimental's':
°Be aware of the rhythms of response attached to your daily character. Certain responses can form into patterns. Patterns can turn into sicknesses or spastic habits. Think of children scolded for delving into imagination or the unlimited dream and being turned inside out by limitation of anti-wonder.
Please, please count the "God damnits!" for each and every toe-stub or head-collision around you, including your own. When observing this you will automatically notice the ritualistic response.
A higher-rate insufficiency or perhaps disaster may escalate into a "Jesus Christ!" or "Exploitive Deletive! (Not literally) but if you can master your very own accidents into a "Good Groucho!" or "Holy Krishna!" you are ultimately re-programming your very own rhythm. This skill will take quite a practice for an awakening flying lotus plant. The wall is not really there but damnit it hurts when I smack straight into it! Mastering this field of reaction and catching yourself responding to many stimuli is one of the most important and time-wasting practices you can participate in.
°Reverse the roles of what you seem to think waste and treasure are. Ask if common knick-knacks are merely time-wasting paraphernalia of plastic fertilization. Don't get pissed or aggravated but learn to tap into the jester and reshape the situation. This is where the 'actor' fills the role. A mass-sardonic output may posses you but facing a situation you normally loathe can also put you into the persona of a viewpoint and allow you to understand. You can also try this by getting extremely pissed or aggravated rather than steering clear from it and at this point, the bigger of an ass you feel afterward, depending on how fiery of a volcano you become, the more interesting lessons in humility you will reflect on, Unless you are dense.. Real dense. Is density a waste or treasure!?
°Not yet, NOW!
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| Rhythm Effect |
°This rhythm effect can relate to any scale of reaction from nervous ticks when overwhelmed to psychological responses acted out upon the character as a result from coping to trauma or dissatisfaction. THE WEIRD AND MISGUIDED WILL ALWAYS BECOME HIP AND PLENTIFUL. Do not be sour over this, but ask why commodity needs to be disfigured and bent to make somebody feel a connection of self. Is it because the conformed idea is fragmented? Many suicide girls were initiated into being as a response of the availability of digital cameras becoming more easily accessible. As a result, many professional photographers went back to taking photographs of trees once more.
This may not be that important! But the very example that a list such as this could bend your view into it being a possibility shows a new pattern of rhythm. If you feel conned by this ill-reference and casual bash, a "Holy Groucho!" may be of healing practice.
(Note: The personification of bashing counter-culture within a counter-cultural or a nontraditional unorthodox viewpoint garners a high interest. Biting the back of one's own neck whilst the head is still attached to one's own body will begin the first phase of understanding this cultural phenomenon.(Note:See diagram above for instructions.)
°By the time you get the answer, you already do not care, yet you both knew this as a result before searching and still went through the process of 'going for it.' Flying Lotus Plant, you are entering the wonder of any given a__hole finding the nerve to tell you "It either is or it isn't!" and having the gall to charge you a minutely rate for it. Repeat after... nobody... and "say it either is or it isn't!" and avoid the interest rates.)
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| The exact reference of this meaning IS.... |
°Awareness of emotional addiction will manifest a step ladder out of a self-dug slime pit.
Consider your emotional responses as being a roller-coaster ride within an amusement park of consensus reality. Often, expectations of deceit can be churned out.
Have a cheerful conversation with a bill collector! Make their day feel brighter rather than just hanging up (After saying 'No She/He is not here,' of course!)
°Disallow the factor of everybody around being in a categorization of "stranger." Divide that fear of the unknown that is penetrated by imaginative assumptions through news reports and disprove that 'Everyone around sucks or is trying to kill me!' If they do turn out to suck, Just yell "Holy Groucho!' and play the role of another personality when talking to them. See if you can steer a snub into a laughter by making the most sour face in the entire world, or perhaps turn a conversation about the weather into the last time they connected freckles with a ball point pen or had a stretch armstrong catastrophe.
°Be prepared for mass-scorn, but a comfort of free-riding concern of such events is another sure step to freedom!
If they are trying to kill you, well you can't blame me for it now, can you!? Remember, "it either is or it isn't" and a premature yelling of "Holy Groucho" may confuse anybody with ill-intent to say 'hey, man, I'm staying the hell away from this person."
°Delve into your childhood past and find any possible recollections of unfulfilled dreams or even a past expression of joy. Breaking out of a 'lack of growth' is a reverse expression that adulthood has solidified. The missing step of childish curiosity and freedom of disregard,it is as acting as a tadpole amongst the bullfrogs!
Tree-climbing, finger painting, excessive running and a practice of the imagination and limit-bending of mental boundaries are closer to the ways of a wizard than being too embarrassed or attached to a shaped personality to do such things. Keep partaking in this method of approach until you no longer have a job. Then excel from finger painting to agriculture and tell your landlord you no longer exist, and that she/he is speaking to a Flying Lotus Plant.
°Notice any attachments to the material self, be it your very own name or what you describe yourself as when asked to share identity. If rather than expression of the self comes up you pour out ideals of movie favorites or bands, perhaps reshape that reaction by looking within yourself to personal experiences or characteristics to describe personality. You can tweak your personification of self by acknowledging how many traits you ensure are identity are merely only reactions of life-decisions or previous patterns but if you start to taste the back of your own neck you yet are unable to satisfyingly claim "Holy Groucho!" then you are trying too hard to be a lotus plant. Other results of over-trying may include god-honest serious lists of how to become free, in a concrete manner or the act of reading and completely believing detailed steps on how to become free*. Luckily, these are both completely foreign to what you are now learning**.
*Author's note-(This is one asterisk.)
**Author's Note-(These are two asterisks.)
°The universe is your friend, Unless you are your own enemy!
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| Step one is the same as step 90/Step 1 is the same as step ninety. Special Tip! Save $ on Wheaties: Go to any farm, get a bale of hay... Add vanilla frosting. You saved money and now you also have taste control. In closing, The Ancient Chinese Takeout wisdom of Mr. Tony Guykamuyni says it best: Passage 406 (Otherwise known as passage four-zero-six) Translated by Tony G.'s traveling holy soup stand (A dedicated mystery school of Tony G's teachings.) One can piss on the shrubs but miss the Angel's garden out the window of a 13 story building but the rain will come and the angels won't mind and for each second you wonder where freedom may be was a chance you could have experienced an adventure to the fullest. Be not the wise one to collect guidelines nor the seeker of "wah wah wah why can't I be the chosen one." Shit happens, people die from falling coconuts It is what it is, get your ass from out of that window breeze. |
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