Monday, August 8, 2011

Oops I'm risking backlash

 The post that was never finished but posted anyway.

So many people try to save America. Can't you find something better to do with your time like criticizing others who are trying to save entire countries?
Warning: The proceeding information is all complete fact and not opinion
America is a company, you are it's little worker bee.. Except bees have stingers, our defenses have been minimized to cardboard signs with generic pleas to be allowed a Novocain numbness in a  recess- session. We have no stingers... that we know of.


We Handle Recessions Quite Well

"A cheaper oil change IS the cataclysm for a revolution"
It's easier to put words into little metaphorical poems rather than speaking bluntly or in terms you may  disagree with or even regret later on.. To risk later being wrong and to actually formulate an opinion, loved or hated, is one of those cute keys of freedom that 'being an american, glorified and proud' has been pussyfooted and shaken loose out of our practice. A certain inability to put yourself in the risk of being on the shit-list of common opinion is rolled tightly in reasoning knowing that a disadvantage of getting closer to that CHEESE in the rat race might abruptly be cut short. Cheese... cut... shit, that sentence should at least make it into the Ny Journal if it were to be fragmented into an incomplete, face-book compatible catch phrase.

Should I be in greatest debt to you
for this is nothing but a looney bin without white walls
wrist cuffs with cycling metronomes,
Expectations that might mug a nun for good credit.

"...enough..."

I see cardboard signs of nascar drivers that ring the epitome of a consumer culture. A cheaper oil change IS the cataclysm for a revolution, I don't argue with that at all but... An opinion-less shit grinning Jeff Gordon who not unlike service fighters can be proud to wear company logos and garner no act of individualism whatsoever... That just personally make me feel a bit uneasy. Even queasy.

Despite all of that I am going to make it much less than well known but well known enough that I am offering my own brand of car insurance. I kept trying and thinking and comparing formulas. Checking in with my scientist buddies, who have degrees in science, which means they know what is going on, we came up with some stunning results (which are not at all going to be discussed here because as they are involved with higher degrees of science, it isn't Joeseph Anybody or Carrol Whatshername that could 'get' these breaking discoveries.)
I saw the divisions of people all wanting to be spared the suffering of what is a 'get rich quick salvation' or the escape-hole luck of finding a winning lottery ticket: Two of the only ways to get out of living a life of bleeding profusely on the inside with 'get-along' smiles.
The answer did not come through abolishing taxation or creating a new flag with zig-zagged stripes and smiley faced stars. I looked around and saw what everybody wanted... They had wanted car insurance.


Do you feel inhumane trying to usher humanity into human-kind?

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